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Family Quote Book

Capture the Hilarious Things Kids Say Before You Forget

"Mom, do fish ever get thirsty?" Kids say the most incredible things. But memory fades. KinPatch lets you capture them instantly, so you'll never forget.

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They won't say these things forever

Your kids say the funniest, most profound, most wonderfully weird things. But how many have you already forgotten? They grow up so fast, and one day the funny quotes just... stop. By then, you'll wish you'd written them down. Start now.

How the Quote Book Works

1

Capture Instantly

When they say something funny, open the app and type it before you forget. Takes just seconds.

2

Add the Details

Who said it, when, and optionally what was happening. These details matter years later.

3

Share & Remember

Family can see the quotes, add comments, and relive the moments together. Browse them anytime.

Why Parents Love the Quote Book

Lightning Fast Capture

Add a quote in seconds. By the time you'd forget it, you've already saved it.

Track Who Said It

Tag which child said each quote. Years later, browse all the hilarious things Jake said at age 4.

Share With Family

Grandparents love seeing the quotes. Share the joy with extended family who'd otherwise miss out.

Search & Browse

Find that quote you're thinking of, or browse through years of memories. Perfect for birthdays and graduations.

Years from now, you'll laugh until you cry

Imagine reading through all the funny things your kids said when they turn 18. Or pulling them up at their wedding. These moments are priceless - if you capture them.

  • Quick capture from your phone
  • Tag who said it and their age
  • Add context and notes
  • Share with grandparents
  • Search and browse anytime

"Mom, when you were little, was everything in black and white?"

- Jake, age 6

"I can't go to sleep, my eyes aren't tired, only my legs are tired."

- Lily, age 3

"Grandpa, did you know dinosaurs when you were young?"

- Oliver, age 5

Frequently Asked Questions

Open the KinPatch app, tap the quote button, type what they said, select who said it, and save. The whole process takes seconds - faster than you'd forget what they said.
Yes! Quotes are shared with the family groups you choose. Grandparents can see and enjoy the quotes, and even add their own comments. It's a great way to keep extended family connected to the funny moments.
Absolutely! You can search quotes by keyword, filter by which child said them, or browse by date. Perfect for finding that one quote you know exists but can't quite remember.
You can add quotes with any date you choose. Remembered something from last month or last year? No problem - just set the date when you add it.
Yes! Each quote can include a note explaining the context - what prompted the quote, what was happening, or why it was so funny. These details make the quotes even more meaningful years later.

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Start capturing quotes today

They're saying funny things right now that you'll forget by tomorrow. Don't let another one slip away.

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